The most idiotic myspace bulletin I have ever received

Its title is "My Child is Unique," and, apparently, if your child's name is used by anyone else, you're a big, fat loser. Give me a BREAK!!!

1. AUSTIN RYAN
2. HALLEE MIRNADA What, Miranda isn't good enough? Is that a typo? Does your mother not know how to spell how your own name?!
3. Paityn Autumn
4. CHYLiE MAE
5. Alexis Mariah
6.Kaiden Clifton-Robert
7. Jaidyn David
8. Aiden Tom
9. Kayli Grace
10. Chloe Elizabeth
11. Landon Michael
12.Emilia Taylor
13. Jenova Cordaline..gaurenteed no one has her name! Yeah, and guaranteed no one can pronounce it either. Your kid's name sounds like a fuel additive. "Now super-charged with Jenova Cordaline."
14. BreeAnna Lynn
15. Laci Marie
16. Landin Alan
17. Molly Skye
18. Brooke Nova OK, was she conceived in a Nova?
19. Jayden James
20. Ethen Joseph
21. Kassadie Paige Oh, you have to be kidding. See #22. THAT's how Cassidy is spelled. Sheesh.
22. Cassidy Rose
23. Seth Patrick
24. Jenessa faith Make up your mind. Is it Jennifer or Vanessa? Don't tell me. The lower-case on her middle name is intentional too.
25. Layla Isabelle
26. Jaden Michael So you wanted to cover your bases whether it was a boy or a girl?!?!?
27. Asher Lee
28. Micah Benjamin
29. Malin Thomas
30. Mariska Faith Since when is making Faith a first name soooooo uncool?
31. Kaleb William
32. Donald Matthew
33. Trenton Allen
34. Tristan Andrew
35. Jordyn Austin Vomit
36. Taylor Kaye
37.Aaliyah AnnaShay (no has her name but me and no one better have the name AnnaShay or ill be pissed cause its my sisters name that passed away)....And how old were you when you had this kid? 10?
38. ELANA
39. TWINS- Anthony Javier and Andrew Eduarod!!! Eduarod? WTF kind of name is that?
40. Skyler Lee
41. Klayton Alan â,,¥
42. Gianna Marie How much you wanna bet her name's pronounced EXACTLY the same as #43?
43- Jenna Marie
44. â,,¥ ELIZABETH ANN â,,¥
45. Ryder Joseph
46. bryson cole
47. Adrianna Patrice-Licavoli~ he he, doubt anyone else has THAT for a middle name:) ha ha ha
48. TWINS- Samantha Nicole and Kalia Jade
49. Trinity Nicole &
50. Tristan Joshua.....due to be born in Feb. 2008
51. Jeremiah James
52.Alexa Michelle
53. Landen Marshall..... Its good to see there are other Landens around!! Were you a "Little House on the Prairie" fan? Is your daughter named "Half-Pint?"
54. TY LANE
55. Cayden Jacob
56. Eaden (delightful) Love That name is (fucking) stupid
57. KIRSTEN GRACE
56. Ellasyn Jade "Ella" and Avaree Brooke "Ava"
59. â,,¥Shaylieâ,,¥ Michelle<~~Made the first name up myself and then last year they put it in the baby book ;( Boo-hoo....I can't wait to name my next potted plant Shayliea.
60. William â,,¥Graysonâ,,¥
61. Nolan Pierce
62. â,,¥ Lilly Alexandria â,,¥
63. lillian irene
64.Morgan Hope
65.Logan Isaiah John Quit being so greedy! A first and middle are enough. Unless little Logan is the friggin' Earl of Glouchester, give the mile-long title a rest.
66. bryce matthew nathaniel Oh my god. Not again.
67 aiden michael
68. kylie ann
69. Brett Matthew
70.Logan Ray
71. Sherri Murran (pronounced Shara not sherri) Then frickin' name her Shara, for goodness sake. Preposterous.
72. Landen Dean
73. Aden James~whew only two Aden's and they are spelled different~
74. Markus Xavier-- i think i have a right to put two names
75. Lucas Donovan-- they are twins!-- Jenna
76. Keegan Michael & lil brother Blake Aaron
77. Bryce Dakota
78. Briella Gracie- pronounced like Gabriella without the Gab part
79. myrina nicolyn, julian joseph ( " j.j." for short), and serenitee amora-ann Oh god. Where do I begin.
80. James Michael and Alexis Danielle
81.Matthew Alan Thomas,Kaitlyn RaeAnn Nicole,Emily Heaven Louise,Dakota Michael David and MaeHaylee Elyza Nichelle(all my 5 babies) And FIFTEEN names to keep track of? WTF is with MaeHaylee?!!! Is her name Mae or Haylee? Make that SIXTEEN. Hope you have name tags.
82.Destiny Faith, Christopher Hunter ( destinys cause she was destin to make it here and faith in the lord got her here, i had a lot of problems with her)
83. Jacob Brent
84. Sofie Adaline
85. Tori, Hannah, and Spencer